whew

I'm happy we are getting hitched next weekend, because this weekend:

1. I was felled by food poisoning all of saturday. all. of. saturday.
2. It was a DOWNPOURING from 1:30 - 3:00, prime picture taking time
3. It was a warm rain. yuck.
4. I can't reiterate how sick I was on saturday without crossing the boundaries of blogger etiquette
5. wtf, blogger etiquette.
6. i shit my pants.
7. this had never happened before...i thought it was just a fart.
8. it was so disgusting

that is all. i hope you are all grateful that you don't know what this experience feels like. if this has happened to you, you are not alone.