I'm happy we are getting hitched next weekend, because this weekend:
1. I was felled by food poisoning all of saturday. all. of. saturday. 2. It was a DOWNPOURING from 1:30 - 3:00, prime picture taking time 3. It was a warm rain. yuck. 4. I can't reiterate how sick I was on saturday without crossing the boundaries of blogger etiquette 5. wtf, blogger etiquette. 6. i shit my pants. 7. this had never happened before...i thought it was just a fart. 8. it was so disgusting
that is all. i hope you are all grateful that you don't know what this experience feels like. if this has happened to you, you are not alone.
I've been strangely calm the last week, just handling things as they come up. I thought I would be a frantic mess at this point, but due to the fact that everything that could be delegated was, I don't have that much to worry/fret about.
Besides random stupid requests by, putting this nicely, silly, silly people. One involving carrying a baby down the aisle. I know, I'm a heartless bitch because I don't want a baby to be carried down the aisle because I think that maybe, maaaaaybe, she'll be freaked out, not like organ music, or tons of strangers looking at her, will shit her pants and then will cry (like a baby) at the altar when separated from her mother. and, I don't know why I wouldn't want that to be the last thing happen before I walk down the aisle.
Also, you get what you ask for.
I asked for my mom to look over the programs for errors/omissions and got 4 emails with several different things to correct/do. Over the course of 36 hours. helpful. didn't make all that many changes.
If you download a certain font and want to bring your program to Kinko's they will not necessarily have the font on their computers. Learned that the hard way. And despite their business model of wanting to do easy printing jobs and make money, they will turn away your business because you request bond paper.