A Letter

Dear Macy's,

You are crazy! You want me to register for 350 gifts for my 250 guests! That's nuts. Your breakdown is nothing short of hilarious.

• Register for 101 more items which are $50 or less
• Register for 72 more items which are $51 to $100
• Register for 42 or more items which are $101 - $150
• Register for 33 or more items which are over $150

Does my mom work for you? My future mother in law? C'mon, they put you up to this right? I don't think I could physically walk into my nyc one bedroom apt if I received 250 gifts, let alone 350. This wedding industry thing has clearly gone to your head. However, you have lovely plates...

hugs,
LB